RaP…

Cele English

RaP…

Chocolate melts when air blows «fire» at night in the spring, a date with fate…

If I have extra time, I will get a car to go to lake, to take a break …to play ball, the bat yells, yells, yells…

If I do not eat breakfast, the snake yells and I am a dead all day, cot death…

When things are easy, you might sing, it is like a fling, you have wings, like a king… splat, splat, splat…

As long as you love me, I  combat to grow the roses, and win growth rings …

Should there be a problem, my chin was bite by ton of cubs., need to sew it up up up …

 

If I go to a party tonight, I will buy  the shot and I will stay hot, a lot or not?,  only a little tot …

If I sleep early tonight, I will get up early and  awake I will bake flakes, flakes, flakes …

If I am away on vacation, I will take a nap on the map instead of driving in my car towards the stars.. clap, clap clap…

I will feel happy, If you sit with me to see the sun, it is fun…

I will understand and have a goosebumps  if you pin your grin on me ,  begins the farewell…

Joaco Manu

B)

Omar “Conditional rap”

Cele English
Chocolate melts when we prepare a bread, and my friend ate it before it was late.
if i have extra time i am going to fled before i am dead for all this hard work.
If i don’t eat breakfast im going to fall before my mom’s call.
When things are easy it is great to know because you can to take a break.
As long as you love me, beware, because i am going to despair if you compare it with someone more.
Should there be a problem if you break my love due to the fact that you don’t care.

If I go to a party tonight I will take care for don’t make a mistake.
If I sleep early tonight, I will awake early and on my exam there will be not a mistake.
If I am away on vacation, I will take a break.
I will feel happy, if I make a scale on a lake.
I will  understand if you wait for me because i am late.

Paco «Conditional rap»

Cele English

Chocolate melts when you put it in your mouth,
When it´s valentine´s day, I hate romantic songs.
If I have extra time, I don´t exercise
Cause when I have extra time, I watch The Simpsons.

If I don´t do exercise, I won´t get a date
But I do look nice, just as every day.

So, If We don´t go to the party, We will sit on a couch,
But I will feel happy, if you stay by my side.

«Conditional Rap» Example. Using «Real» Conditionals

Cele English

(Verse 1)
Chocolate melts when you put it in the sun,
When it´s valentine´s day, I prefer only one.
If I have extra time, I do exercise,
If I am not dumb, then I am wise.
If I don´t eat breakfast, I´m running late.
I like to look nice when I go on a date,
When things are easy, I don´t really have to think,
And if I have time, I´ll go for a drink,
As long as you love me, I am the happiest girl in the world,
If it´s humid outside, then my hair´s curled.
Should there be a problem, just give me a call,
If i´m not there, I went to play ball.
(Repeat Verse 1)

Part II
(Verse 2)
If I go to a party tonight, I´ll have a lot of fun,
If I don´t go to the party, I will sit on my bun!
If I sleep early tonight, I will dream of fate,
If I wake up early, I will have my coffee straight.
If I am away on vacation, please will you let me boss know?
I will feel happy, if I get a good grade.
I will be upset if I don´t get laid.
I will understand if on Saturday you don´t have time to meet,
If I don´t wash my socks, I´ll have smelly feet.

(Repeat Verse 2)

– Rapper Allison on the mic

Impossible beauty.

Cele English

One of the funniest shows on television is the «Colbert Report». Steven Colbert is a comedian whose shows focuses on satirising current events/issues.  In this clip, from March of this year, otherwise known as Women’s History Month, Colbert makes fun of the thigh-gap craze which had most women losing weight in order to achieve this impossible beauty standard.  However, beauty standards aren’t just for women.  There are also many impossible beauty standards imposed on men, so I wanted to know the following: Boys:  As I said, beauty standards aren’t just a thing for women.  Men also have them, so can you think of any examples? Girls:  I wanted to know what you think of the thigh-gap craze?  Have you ever felt pressured to look a certain way? Everyone:  Do you ever find yourself doing something so crazy in order to achieve a ridiculous beauty standard? -Noé

http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/3si7rs/warner-music-s–happy-birthday–copyright

Which bathroom do I use?

Cele English

In the United States, there is much debate about what rights should be given to transgender people.  In case you don’t know what transgender means, it is someone who identifies as the gender opposite of the anatomical sex they were assigned at birth.  For example, someone born anatomically a man identifies more with being a woman.  In this article, it is described how the University of California will begin designating gender-neutral bathrooms to accommodate transgender students.

I wanted to know:  What do you think about this?  Do you think this is a step in the right direction regarding rights for transgender people, or is it just isolating them further?

-Noé

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/california-gender-neutral-restrooms-_n_5909340.html?cps=gravity